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In Honor of Chris · With Intention and Spirit
Mexico City MMXXVI

A Mildly Supervised Celebration

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Where we go. Why it matters.

Squad Info

The principals.

Fun & Games

Cards. Wheel. Consequences.

April 30 – May 3, 2026

Ten friends. One city that never asks permission. This is four days in Mexico City for Chris, planned by the people who know him best and built around the things he actually loves: a great kitchen, a strong drink, a table where everyone stays too long, and the kind of night you only half-remember but fully earned.

No itinerary tourism. No group selfies at the pyramid. Just a private weekend in one of the world’s great cities, calibrated for grown men who know how to show up.

Four Days, Loosely Held

Thursday
Arrival & Rooftop
Settle in. Regroup at sunset. Máximo Bistrot after dark.
Friday
Floating & Feasting
Thermal baths. Private trajinera on the canals. Voraz for dinner.
Saturday
Soho House to Blanco
Pool day. Lucha Libre at Arena Mexico. Late dinner at Blanco Colima.
Sunday
The Farewell
Brunch at Lardo. One last mezcal. Flights home.

“He buys Pacific scallops, creole beans, cactus leaves, and organic chickens from small producers scattered across the Basin of Mexico. The menu changes every single service.”

From “The Kitchen That Doesn’t Explain Itself”

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The Principals

Squad Info

Ten, plus logistics.

The ten men making the trip, plus the two drivers keeping everyone alive.

Name Mobile
THE CREW
CB
Chris Brearton
JB
Jack Brearton
BB
Beau Brearton
BS
Bubba Smith
RT
Randy Tunila
PM
Paul Mellinger
SF
Scott Floyd
JT
Joe Trenkamp
CR
Crash Ridgway
LK
Luke Kallis
DRIVERS
UR
Ulises Roman
JR
Jose Ramirez
The Editorial

Escapades

Four dispatches from the weekend. Where we go and why it matters.

Thursday, April 30 · 8:45 PM

The Kitchen That Doesn’t Explain Itself

Máximo Bistrot, Roma Norte

Máximo Bistrot
Forty seats, no explanations

Lalo García opened Máximo in 2011 on a side street in Roma Norte with his partner Gabriela López and a simple rule: cook what the valley grows, and cook it the day it arrives. He buys Pacific scallops, creole beans, cactus leaves, and organic chickens from small producers scattered across the Basin of Mexico. French training. Mexican ingredients. The menu changes every single service.

The dining room seats fewer than forty. There is no tasting-menu theatre, no tableside explanation, no ceremony beyond the food arriving and being exactly right. García runs his kitchen the way certain jazz musicians run a set. He knows what he’s doing. You can tell because he never needs to say so.

“He runs his kitchen the way certain jazz musicians run a set.”

Michelin gave it a star in 2025. Food & Wine readers named it best international restaurant in 2023. The World’s 50 Best gave him the Latin America Chefs’ Choice Award. He doesn’t put any of this on the menu. If you need credentials to trust the kitchen, you’re at the wrong table.

Friday, May 1 · 1:30 PM

Floating on Pre-Aztec Engineering

Xochimilco Canals, UNESCO World Heritage Site

Xochimilco Canals
Eight hundred years of floating

The chinampas came before the Aztecs. Sometime around 1150 CE, farming communities in the Basin of Mexico started building agricultural islands by hand: juniper branches lashed into rafts, lakebed mud piled on top, willow trees planted along the edges so the roots would anchor the whole thing to the shallow lake floor. The rafts sank and became permanent. The soil was extraordinary. Whole civilisations fed themselves this way for centuries.

“Eight hundred years of agricultural engineering, and there is genuinely nothing to do except let that be enough.”

About five thousand of these original islands still exist at Xochimilco, connected by a network of canals you navigate on trajineras. These are flat-bottomed boats painted in colours so loud they look like they were chosen by committee and somehow got better for it. UNESCO gave the site World Heritage status in 1987. It is the last surviving trace of pre-Hispanic lake farming in the entire basin.

We have a private boat. Cold drinks on board. Music. The afternoon moves at whatever speed the water decides, which is almost none. You are floating on top of eight hundred years of agricultural engineering and there is genuinely nothing to do except let that be enough.

Saturday, May 2 · 7:30 PM

The Cathedral

Lucha Libre at Arena Mexico, Colonia Doctores

Lucha Libre at Arena Mexico
Sixteen thousand seats, none of them ironic

In 1933, a promoter named Salvador Lutteroth staged a wrestling show in Mexico City and called it lucha libre. It was not the first wrestling in Mexico, but it was the first time anyone treated it as spectacle. He financed a proper arena with lottery winnings and in 1956 opened Arena Mexico in Colonia Doctores. It seats sixteen thousand five hundred. They call it La Catedral de la Lucha Libre, and nobody disputes the title.

Lucha libre is not wrestling. It is choreographed violence performed with conviction by masked men in capes who take their characters more seriously than most actors take Shakespeare. The crowd drinks cold beer and screams without irony. The referee is always wrong. The good guy always wins, except when he does not, which is half the time. Nobody sits down.

“Sixteen thousand seats, and not a single person sitting in theirs.”

We have front row seats. Nearly seventy years of unbroken tradition, and you will be close enough to feel it when someone hits the mat. Buy a mask at the door. You will not regret it.

Saturday, May 2 · 10:00 PM

The Physician’s House

Blanco Colima, Roma Norte

Blanco Colima, Roma
A dictator's doctor, a Saturday table

Porfirio Díaz had this house built in 1907 for his personal physician. The ceilings are original. So is the staircase. In October 2015 the building reopened as Blanco Colima, with Chef Gerard Bellver running the kitchen, an oyster bar tucked into a side room, and a cocktail programme that stays open until the staff gently suggests you leave.

Bellver cooks Spanish-Mexican fusion that earns the address. Duck with mole and foie gras. Market fish prepared simply because the fish is good enough to survive simplicity. The house has separate rooms for daytime dining, cocktails, oysters, and formal evening service, but the mood stays the same throughout: low light, high ceilings, the feeling that someone competent is running things and would prefer you not worry about the details.

“A Porfirian mansion built for a dictator’s doctor, now seating ten guys who flew to Mexico City to celebrate a friend.”

This is our Saturday table. The one you wear the good shirt for. The photograph from this trip that actually looks like something will be taken here. A Porfirian mansion built for a dictator’s doctor, now seating ten guys who flew to Mexico City to celebrate a friend. The building has hosted stranger dinner parties. Probably not many.

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The Program

April 30 – May 3 · Mexico City

Four days. Ten principals. Every hour accounted for.

Dining Experience Nightlife
Thursday
5:10 AM – 11:05 PM

Arrivals & Airport Transfers

Drivers at MEX with signs. Settle into the Sofitel. Find your bearings.

Details
Jack Brearton
5:10 AM
Aeromexico 665 Terminal 2
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
Chris Brearton
12:46 PM
Delta 625 Terminal 2
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
Greg Smith, Randy Tunila & Paul Mellinger
2:00 PM
American 2546 Terminal 1
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Scott Floyd & Joe Trenkamp
2:11 PM
Delta 631 Terminal 2
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Bryan Ridgway
2:19 PM
American 501 Terminal 1
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Beau Brearton
6:00 PM
KLM 685 Terminal 1
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
Luke Kallis
11:05 PM
Delta 7949 (op. Aeromexico) Terminal 2
Driver will confirm via WhatsApp if meeting at baggage claim with a MORENITA sign or at the nearest pickup curb. Ensure WhatsApp is on your phone.
6:45 PM

Cityzen Bar — Sofitel Rooftop

38th floor. Cocktails as the sun sets behind the volcanoes. Table under Brearton.

Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Brearton · 2 tables of 4/5
Floor38th floor rooftop · views from Angel of Independence to Chapultepec Castle
IncludedCurated premium drinks & appetizers
8:45 PM

Dinner at Máximo Bistrot

Seasonal tasting menu. Intimate room, serious kitchen.

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Máximo Bistrot — Roma
Alvaro Obregón 65 bis, Roma ↗
Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Morenita
Transport8:15 PM — meet driver at Sofitel motor lobby
IncludedTasting menu + tip (food only)
On youAll beverages paid onsite + tip
Dress codeNo hats or sneakers
12:00 AM

Ruido

Hi-fi vinyl listening bar. Warm valves and amber light.

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Ruido — Juárez
Havre 42, Juárez ↗
Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Morenita
Transport11:45 PM — meet driver outside Máximo
Latest return2:00 AM dropoff at Sofitel
Friday
10:30 AM

Sofitel Spa Buyout

Full buyout. Steam, sauna, hydrotherapy, massage slots. Ours exclusively.

Details
ConfirmedChris, Bryan, Beau, Joe, Paul, Randy, Luke
AccessExclusive buyout — thermal areas, treatment rooms, steam, sauna, hydrotherapy
Duration10:30 AM – 12:00 PM
1:30 PM

Xochimilco Cruise

Private trajinera on the UNESCO canals. Cold drinks, floating soundtrack.

Details
Transport1:00 PM — meet driver at Sofitel motor lobby
Duration1:30 PM – 4:00 PM on the canals
IncludedTraditional snacks2-hour bartending serviceBoat rentalBilingual staff
Return~5:30 PM dropoff at Sofitel · next 2 hours at leisure
7:00 PM

Optional: Le Tachinomi Desu

Japanese standing bar. Sake, small bites, no chairs.

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Le Tachinomi Desu — Cuauhtémoc
Río Pánuco 132 ↗
Details
StatusOptional pregame — walk-ins welcome
VibeJapanese standing bar — no seating, designed for 1–2 sharp drinks before dinner
On youAll food & drink paid onsite
9:15 PM

Dinner at Voraz

Tasting menu with conviction. Come hungry.

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Voraz — Roma Sur
Aguascalientes 93, Roma Sur ↗
Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Morenita
Transport9:00 PM — meet driver at Sofitel motor lobby
IncludedTasting menu + tip (food only)
On youAll beverages paid onsite + tip
12:30 AM

Phonique Club

House and techno. Proper sound. The DJ earns the room.

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Phonique — Lomas
Paseo de las Palmas 555 ↗
Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Morenita
Transport12:00 AM — meet driver outside Voraz
Latest return2:30 AM dropoff at Sofitel
Saturday
11:30 AM

Sauna & Cold Plunge @ Koti Wellness

Finnish sauna, ice plunge. Contrast therapy for two nights of tasting menus.

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Koti Wellness — Condesa
Veracruz 73, Condesa ↗
Details
ReservationUnder Morenita
Transport11:00 AM — meet driver at Sofitel motor lobby
Duration60-minute sessions — dry saunas + ice baths, alternate at your pace
BringSwimsuit required Towels provided
1:00 PM

Soho House Poolside Lunch

Cabanas reserved. Two hours poolside. Intentionally slow.

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Soho House — Juárez
Versalles 128, Juárez ↗
Details
ReservationUnder Morenita · largest pool in the Americas
IncludedFixed 2-hour service for 9 adults
On youAdditional food & drink after first 2 hours billed separately
NoteMembers: book cabanas on the House app. Non-members: poolside lounge seating.
Return~5:00 PM dropoff at Sofitel · next 2 hours at leisure
7:30 PM

Lucha Libre @ Arena Mexico

Front row. Masks, capes, genuine conviction. Camera ready.

Details
Transport7:00 PM — meet driver at Sofitel motor lobby
Included9 ringside seats
On youBring cash to tip ushers and buy food & drinks
Duration7:30 PM – 9:30 PM · transfer to dinner at 9:30 PM
10:00 PM

Dinner at Blanco Colima

Porfirian-era mansion. High ceilings, quiet authority. The Saturday table.

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Blanco Colima — Roma
Colima 168, Roma ↗
Details
ReservationTable for 9 under Morenita
Transport12:15 AM — transfer to next stop
12:40 AM

Alma Nightclub

The final act. Nothing held in reserve.

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Alma — Lomas de Chapultepec
Palmas 555 ↗
Details
ReservationUnder Morenita
Latest return2:30 AM dropoff at Sofitel
Sunday
6:40 AM – 5:30 PM

Airport Transfers

Drivers confirmed. Handshake at the curb.

Details
Jack Brearton
6:40 AM
Aeromexico 668 · 8:55 AM Terminal 2
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
Chris Brearton & Greg Smith
11:00 AM
Chris: Delta 7990 · 1:20 PM Terminal 2
Greg: American 505 · 2:00 PM Terminal 1
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
Randy Tunila & Paul Mellinger
12:30 PM
American 2547 · 3:00 PM Terminal 1
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Bryan Ridgway
12:30 PM
American 502 · 3:20 PM Terminal 1
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Scott Floyd & Joe Trenkamp
12:30 PM
Delta 630 · 3:30 PM Terminal 2
Mercedes Sprinter · Driver: Jose Ramirez · +52 55 8094 9012
Beau Brearton
5:30 PM
KLM 686 · 8:05 PM Terminal 1
Driver: Ulises Roman · +52 56 1810 8959
📞

Questions? Contact Chris Brearton

Fun & Games

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